11/12/2005

T-rage haiku contest!

Waiting on the train? Left your copy of War and Peace at home? Wondering what to do? Write a T-rage haiku! All it takes is three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables! It's as easy as that! Send 'em in and I'll post 'em here, for all the world to see! You could even win a cheap T-rage T!

Here're a few samples in various categories to get your juices flowing:

Political:
Daniel Grabauskas
do you hear the cries of rage
from under your feet?
*
Pastoral:
dark, silent platform
the shush of a winter wind
where's the effing train?
*
Misanthropic:
mean chinese lady
hit me with your bag again
and I will bite you
*
Erotic:
orange line five o'clock
you eyed me over your book
gave me a hard-on

1 Comments:

At 11/14/2005 4:56 PM, Anonymous katiebakes said...

A New York MTA haiku entitled "Please Swipe Again At This Turnstile"

Thighs bruised by the bar.
"Stand clear of the closing doors!"
Damn you, Metrocard!

 

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